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INDISTINCT CHATTER

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OK, you can go.

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This is the last of it.

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Stop!

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We'll give you the money back!

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Please, we'll pay it back and more!

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More! Give us, uh, eight weeks.

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That's it.

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No. Count it all again.

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times already. That...is...it.

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We did it? We're done.

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Woo!

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you know this train

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a cle-e-an train...

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SONG FADES

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THEME MUSIC BEGINS

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SIREN IN DISTANCE

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I have

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Diane. How did you
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Oh, I went up to the front desk,
said I had information

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on the Somerset Stalker, desk
sergeant went to get his notepad -

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bingo. Right.

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And can I help you with something?
Yeah.

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Excuse me? I found this little
bad boy on a routine search

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of the community centre, carried out
while I was on a date during which

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the guy said he was in love with me.

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After one date.

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What, you don't?

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What do you imagine to be
the significance of a plastic egg?

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Oh. Well, ma'am, these can be used
to transport or conceal

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illegal drugs

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cos they can be inserted
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Oh. You open the egg thusly,
pop the drugs in, close the lid,

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then gently insert it

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into your anal or vaginal cavity.

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Like that, or there.

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Dealer's choice. Well, uh...
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It's evidence. Thank you, Diane,
I will see to this. Pleasure.

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Have a good day.

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Jesus Christ.

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Can I talk to you about something?

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Since they granted us
the community centre,

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forms to fill in,

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and this one's about
money laundering.

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Money laundering? Yes.
Not-for-profits are a big target

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for money launderers, obviously,

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and we have to be
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That's not the phrase I'd use.

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So, I was checking
our bank account and...

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What am I looking at, exactly?

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Here. Thousands of pounds going out

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to something called
Laycock Logistical Services.

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Hmm.

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During my date with Gregory Dillard,
I immediately noticed

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he shuffled into the pub with
hunched shoulders and lowered head,

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as if he doesn't want to be seen
by the world,

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I get that.

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What do you mean, you get that?!
During our conversation,

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the subject told me he was so lonely
he sometimes orders things

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from Amazon just so he can
see humans over the weekend.

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"My vagina feels
as dry as a camel's arse."

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This is good. Thank you so much,
Diane. I mean, everything you are

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saying completely chimes
with my own findings. Which are?

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so scared of rejection

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that to protect himself from it,
he has made himself hideous.

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Mm. Yeah, I concur.
I object. Overruled. Mm.

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Also I think all this repression is
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During our date on Friday,
he kissed me

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without me giving him
any sexual signals.

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You asked me to
have intercourse with you!

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Yeah. As a test.

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Mm.
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He came at me
with such terrifying lust,

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I was forced to pepper spray him.
Seriously?

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Why do you think I came home
in tears?

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I thought you were like
that after every date.

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Hello, son.

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You look well.

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So do you.

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One month. She's clean.
As a whistle.

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Good for you, Mum.
Weird how it happened.

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I was buying gear from this kid
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for one of them drug support groups.

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Got to start listening when even
your dealer's worried about you, eh?

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So, I want to move
back in with Mum. No.

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Why not? She's better now.

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Look, I'm proper glad
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but we both know one month's
just not a long time.

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One day at a time, son.

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I couldn't agree with you more.

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Esme, go and get ready
for school, please. I got ages.

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Es. Please go and get ready
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Do you know she's got
a boyfriend now? Yeah, of course.

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Missy's all grown-up.
Still my little girl, though.

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It's good to see you.

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Congratulations on the coin.
I hope it all works out.

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He's not my legal guardian
any more. So, I can move in with you

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if I want to. I can do what I want.

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Your brother only wants
the best for you.

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You feel like a big man now?

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What in God's name
are you doing, Frank?

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Well, how'd you learn to do that?
Tom showed me a video

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on the internet.

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I'm going to mow the lawn next.

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Who are you and what have you done
with my father?

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DOORBELL RINGS

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I'll get it.

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Is it?

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How's your mom doing?
Oh, she's much better.

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They think that she had an adverse
reaction to some medication.

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She's back in the home now.
That's good.

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We should visit again.

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Grandpa, there's someone
at the door for you.

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Hey.

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What's tickin', chicken?
Don't call me chicken.

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There's this woman, Claire, she's
my second-in-command at the BJC.

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Now that we've got our little
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she's started snooping around
in our finances. Why?

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She'll do anything to bring me down.

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That is,
unless I can bring her down first.

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Is that something
you could help with?

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throwing innocent folks

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under the bus?
Claire isn't innocent.

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She's trying to take control
of my group.

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If I have to choose between Claire
and the BJC, I choose the BJC.

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You sound like Stalin
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Do you want to join me in jail
if she carries on digging?

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You and your second-in-command,

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you both have BJC credit cards
for expenses and whatnot?

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Yeah.

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Good. We'll run the old
Windy City Railroad on her.

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..send her on a coffee run.

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OK. So, let's imagine this is
a really hip cocktail bar and,

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Greg, let me see you walk in.

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You're right, he does walk like he's
on the Sex Offenders Register. Yep.

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that's bad, not my hearing?

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Let's try again. OK, turn around.

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Right, chin up.

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Shoulders back. Walk.

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You're too stiff, swing your arms.

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You look like a chimp.

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Put your thumbs in your belt.

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Yeah. Too much. Dial it back,
dial it back.

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Add a bit of swagger,
yeah, yeah, that's it.

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Easy there, cowboy.

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I mean, it's...

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..it's...it's good enough?

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OK, imagine Diane, she's back in the
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Your date never happened, and then
you walk over and chat her up.

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Yep. Come on. Lean, Greg, lean,
let me see some lean.

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That's it, yes.

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Yes, that's it, Greg.

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And ask her out.

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off the cuff and flirty. Oh.

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Apparently, eight across is
"What's your number?"

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Oh, really? That's interesting.

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Yeah.

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Cos six down is "Fuck off, weirdo."

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Would that happen?

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It just happened, Greg.
Roll with it. Hello?

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Hello, is that Lady Gabby?

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This is Claire from
the Bristol Justice Collective.

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Oh, hi. How can I help?

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Have you heard of something called
Laycock Logistical Services?

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Forgive me being so direct but
can I ask why you chose to donate

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£100,000 to the BJC?
I did what now?!

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Don't think we're ungrateful. Thanks
to you, we didn't have to rely on

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a council grant,
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I didn't donate £100,00.

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I realise you've asked to remain
anonymous but I know it was you.

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Sorry, I-I...I have absolutely
no idea what you're talking about.

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My lawyer, Greg, handles
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Why are you asking all of this?

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Because I think we could be
the victims of money laundering.

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You still there?

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Let me look into it.

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That wasn't flirting,
you just shot me in the face!

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So...how does it feel,

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it may not seem this way now but...

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..what I did will eventually
be viewed as a great kindness.

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What do you mean?
He means, uh...

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He means letting me leave
without a fight, don't you, Dad?

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I always thought
you'd pressed him into

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a kind of indentured servitude,

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so I was surprised when you let him
have his freedom.

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Girls, did I hear something
about a trifle?

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Yes. Come and help me
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This is Daddy's favourite, isn't it?

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So, um, you didn't tell her

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how it went down, did you?

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Look, if you want to dress things
up for the sake of your marriage,

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I understand.
What are you doing here, Dad?

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what does it look like?

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Yeah. Just thought
you'd pop in for lunch?

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Yeah, like I always do.

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See you and Ruth and the grandkids.

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You fired me.

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Like I said, it was nothing
personal, only business.

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do you know that?

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You have to be able
to compartmentalise things, boy.

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Work and family
are two different things.

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We're family, always will be.

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Here we are.

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Oh, my goodness. That is delicious.

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It's whatever you say it is, Dad.

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I'll get some bowls. Yeah.

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Can I get six flat whites
with oat milk,

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two mint teas and a masala chai
for me? No worries, coming up.

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the short straw for the coffee run.

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CANE CLATTERS

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Oh!

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Uh... Oof...

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Are you OK?
I'll be OK, I'm fine.

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Thank you.

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Low blood sugar. Thank you.

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"What is your problem?

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"Nadger did a shit
out of the window."

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Anyway, long story short, my Uber
rating is down to a 4.3, so...

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Oh, hold on, chap, posh trim alert.
Your Ladyship!

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Greg's not here at the moment.

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I know. It's you I wanted to see.
Fuck off, chap.

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How can I help, Your Ladyship?
I'd like to see my client account.

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No problem.

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Um, I know you say you're a lesbian,

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but would you ever consider trying
it with a bloke?

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Oh, here we go.

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Can you see if I've made
any large donations

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to something called the BJC?

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Uh...yes, a very sizeable amount
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And Laycock Logistical Services?

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Again, a number of large amounts.

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In fact, you have one such payment
going out today.

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Freeze all payments this instant.

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00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,720
What? Just do it.

254
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,000
Who authorised these payments?

255
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,560
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256
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,520
What's going on?

257
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,480
I need a drink.
Want to go and grab a drink?

258
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,200
Does a rocking horse
have a wooden cock?

259
00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,080
Yeah, I would absolutely... Sorry!

260
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,080
After you.

261
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,760
How much is that ting, though?
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262
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:10,160
Oh, shit, you lot, stay there.

263
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:13,800
Yo. One sec, one sec, one sec.

264
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,120
See you later.

265
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,600
There you go. Thanks.

266
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,000
Right, get some rest.
I'll take over.

267
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,880
INDISTINCT CHATTER

268
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:57,160
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about a big old lobster dinner?

269
00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:00,960
Mm, no, I've never had lobster.
You never had lobster? Why?

270
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,960
Well, I'm a single mum,
not Camilla Parker Bowles.

271
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:08,000
Well, tonight
I'm taking you to dinner.

272
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,720
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I've had my eye on.

273
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,360
It's Wednesday, we can't go to a
restaurant, I've got a wash on.

274
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,800
Table for four, seven o'clock,
it's already booked.

275
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:20,360
Young Tom, throw on a necktie.
It's a high-class joint.

276
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,800
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Last Supper thing?

277
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,080
Have you got test results
you need to tell me?

278
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,600
I'm fit as a fiddle.

279
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,640
I just want to treat my family
to the finer things.

280
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,240
Make up for lost time.

281
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,200
I totally want to try lobster.
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282
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:40,360
I totally want to eat a lobster.
Of course you do. Come on.

283
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,120
Margie, put your best dress on.

284
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,040
Let your old man treat ya.

285
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:50,400
Lobster. Lemon. Mwah!

286
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,760
Here we go!

287
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:58,880
So, Yamani wants
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288
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,960
Last weekend, Book Group, she told
us that she would leave Raj

289
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,640
for Benedict Cumberbatch
at the drop of a hat. Her words.

290
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,360
That doesn't mean she's going to
leave her husband. That's like me

291
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,960
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for Michael B Jordan,

292
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,800
or Dad saying he'd leave
you for... Dame Helen Mirren.

293
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,000
Celebrity crushes
don't mean anything.

294
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,960
I also fancy Dame Helen Mirren.

295
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:24,040
Oh, no, Ben's leaving me
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296
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,440
THEY LAUGH

297
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,360
You're all idiots.

298
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,680
Have you done a business plan?
What?

299
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,360
For your food stall in Weston.

300
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:41,040
Rani's sorting that.
Yeah, it's all in my head,

301
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,120
I just need to get it down on paper.

302
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:47,000
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303
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,200
Your mother and I have been talking.

304
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:53,000
We have some money put aside
for when Rani went to university

305
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,040
but, uh, as it's not happening...

306
00:18:56,040 --> 00:19:00,040
We would like to help both of you
with the food stall.

307
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,880
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308
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:08,560
Thank you! Thank you so much!

309
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,960
Thank you. Thank you.

310
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,760
Pleasure. Pleasure, pleasure.
PHONE BUZZES

311
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,080
Hello?

312
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,120
Time's up. Where's my money.

313
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,840
We transferred the last
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314
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,600
No, no, you're 10,000 short.
What?

315
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,360
Deadline's today
and I told you if you missed it,

316
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,280
I start hurting people you love.

317
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:35,520
You want cream or custard
on your rhubarb crumble?

318
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,800
I'll have custard, Mum.

319
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,720
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with your mum and dad?

320
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:45,520
Yeah. Mm-hm. That's lovely.
My mum and dad have passed on.

321
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,120
It's really important to treasure
time with your mum and dad

322
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,960
cos they'll be gone one day.
Like tomorrow,

323
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,480
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of my fucking money.

324
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,280
Your dad and Ben are having
both cream and custard.

325
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,320
Mum. I'm on the phone.
It's a simple yes or no.

326
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,480
Yes. I'll have both. Oh, fine.

327
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,240
I don't understand what's happened.

328
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,720
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with the shell company.

329
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,880
Not my concern.
A deadline's a deadline.

330
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:11,040
I'm going to need more time
to figure out what happened.

331
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,240
I warned you. No extensions,
no negotiations.

332
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:19,000
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or you and I will both be orphans.

333
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,880


334
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,720


335
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,280
Your crumble's getting cold.

336
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,000
What's wrong?

337
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,600
How is this happening?
How is this happ...?

338
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,400
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339
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,960
I did but Gabby stopped it and froze
her account. Unfreeze it.

340
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:46,280
Only she can do that.
Then find her, you lanky bastard!

341
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:49,000
I dunno where she is
and she's not answering her phone!

342
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,960
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343
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,960
Right. We're just going to have to
ask for a bit more time.

344
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,960
This isn't asking a teacher
for an extension for an essay!

345
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:02,240
He said he'd kill my parents!
OK. Right.

346
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:07,000
How do we make £10,000 by tomorrow?

347
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,160
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348
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,400
We're not holding up a bank.
We could hold up...a petrol station.

349
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:17,040
We're not holding up anything.
We could kidnap somebody rich.

350
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,160
Gabby's dad's loaded.
We could kidnap Gabby

351
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,880
and then threaten
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352
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,800
OK, let's calm down, all right?
We're not in the Yakuza.

353
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:28,000
And we'd run out of fingers
before her father paid a penny. Oh!

354
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,680
Tony Robinson from Blackadder
lives locally. Is he rich?

355
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,480
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We're not kidnapping Baldrick!

356
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,200
We're not kidnapping anyone!
Do you have a better idea?!

357
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,680
Pressure selling.
What's pressure selling?

358
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,760
Huh? Pressure selling?
Yeah, what about it?

359
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,080
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No, I didn't. Yes, you did.

360
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:48,520
You just mentioned pressure selling
as a way to make fast sales? Yes.

361
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,760
We need to approach our client list
with a time limit.

362
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,000
That's what we need to do. Bulk
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363
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,320
That's what we need to do.

364
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,720
We don't let them go anywhere
until they have bought fast

365
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,280
and they have bought in bulk.
I mean, it's a form of bullying...

366
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,920
You'd know something about bullying,

367
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,520
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the mirror once in a while.

368
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,880
Who's a lanky bastard?

369
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,560
You just said I was a lanky bastard.
What did you say?

370
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,120
I will never be able to go back
to tuna in a can.

371
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:22,160
You want another lobster,
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372
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,520
Do people have two in a row?

373
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,120
One time in Maine, I ate five.

374
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:30,000
For a bet, which I lost.

375
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,480
How many did the other guy have?
I'm not sure,

376
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,800
I was wheeled out
with butter poisoning.

377
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,560
SHE LAUGHS

378
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:41,000
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379
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,680
Oh! Masala chai.
You have to try a cup.

380
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,760
Nothing washes down
shellfish better.

381
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,040
OK, can we get two masala chais,
please?

382
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:04,280
What's up? It's Lady G,
live from Bar Revelation,

383
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:09,840
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about telling you...a secret.

384
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,800
PHONE RINGS

385
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,280
Yes, yes, but we are about to close
up shop soon and I would hate

386
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,760
for you to get to the weekend,

387
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,400
not get your hands on a nice,
strong macchiato.

388
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,000
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real thirsty after we close?

389
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,320
Yeah, fine, then - hang up.
Still there, are we?

390
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,280
Cos you know a great offer
when you hear one,

391
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,800
but this offer must end midnight.
Look, if I were you,

392
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,440
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Christmas. Easter. Half term.

393
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:56,240
Take your pick.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. What?

394
00:23:56,240 --> 00:24:01,840
..you might think that he was,
you know, a nice sweet nerd.

395
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:06,280
But he isn't. No.
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396
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:10,080
but also of betrayal,
and I'm not sure if I should tell it

397
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:13,520
because if I do then, well, he
won't have a flatmate any more,

398
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:17,360
he will have a cellmate.
Oh. Yeah. Shots fired.

399
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,040
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400
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,600
Does she know about
the money laundering? Dunno.

401
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,800
I bet Claire's told her something.

402
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,920
She is trying to take the BJC
away from me.

403
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,400
She's not even from Bristol.
She's bloody Scottish!

404
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,320
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405
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,360
stealing our black civil rights
groups, eh? Focus!

406
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:41,040
You better find Gabby
and stop her talking.

407
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,320
Go!

408
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,840
INDISTINCT CHATTER

409
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,240
Business is booming
all of a sudden.

410
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,960
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411
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:25,000
I'm back, unleashed. You know what?

412
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,160
You shouldn't trust anyone.
Don't... Don't...

413
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,720
Don't trust your...your family,
don't trust your friends,

414
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,520
don't trust lawyers
called Greg Dillard.

415
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,920
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He's a fucking creep, actually.

416
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,680
I went on his internet search
history once, just for fun, and he

417
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,640
searched "Viagra, how much is too
much?" People need to know that

418
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:46,200
they can't break my heart any more,
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419
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:50,200
Let me know in the comments if you
think I should tell my story.

420
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,840
Did she say Greg Dillard?
Mm-hm. What is that?

421
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,640
Remember Lady Gabby?
Her live feed just popped up.

422
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,040
She's on a massive bender,

423
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,960
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conspiracy. What a hot mess.

424
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,320
Bring her in. Huh? Remember that kid
who was in for armed robbery,

425
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,080
we thought he had drug ties? Yeah.

426
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,880
Well, the lawyer who magically
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427
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:09,960
Was Greg Dillard.

428
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,960
The same lawyer we saw in court
defending Christian Taylor.

429
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,720
The same lawyer who's doing CS
at Bennysfield. Go.

430
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:34,840
OK, I'm putting you down for three
flat whites and an expresso martini.

431
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,640
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a reduced price if you buy in bulk.

432
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,560
Well, then throw a party.

433
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,480
You'll be Mr Popular.
All right, cool.

434
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,440
What are you going to say
to Grandad?

435
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,440
Thank you for my lobster.
Thank you for my lobster.

436
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:56,200
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evening. Oh, sure. And this is?

437
00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:02,240
Masala chai. Cardamom. Cinnamon.

438
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,800
Cloves. Delicious.

439
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:08,960
Mm!

440
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,560
Smell that.

441
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,760
I'd like to pay with this, please.
Of course.

442
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:30,200
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443
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:54,000
Where are you going? Inside?
My friends are all expecting me.

444
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,280
Nah, you're not coming in here. Why
not? Cos the people we want in here

445
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,920
look like they're going to provide
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446
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,880
Step aside, mate. All right?

447
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,840
Gabby! Mate,
step away from the glass

448
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,440
before I put your head through
it. Seriously. Just let me in. No.

449
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,680
Now, move. Come on.
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450
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,040
THEY LAUGH

451
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,240
I could laugh at you if I want.

452
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,280
INAUDIBLE

453
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,080
Gabby! Ga...

454
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,680
Cool. I'll send someone to you now.
Ah, but this is a one-time deal.

455
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,960
Yeah. Only for our most
valued customers.

456
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:23,280
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both you and your grandson.

457
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,400
All right,
so shall we say your usual?

458
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:29,120
Oh, yeah. We've got our own
dedicated delivery team.

459
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,840
Karmacoma, Jamaica and Roma.

460
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,880
Hiya. What?
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461
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,120
Password?

462
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,080
Is it my mother's maiden name?

463
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,280
Jesus! Woo!

464
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,920
Don't mind me,
I'm just...passing through.

465
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,320
Greg? Yeah?

466
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,840
It's Rosie.

467
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,560
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reversed into that police car.

468
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,160
Oh, right, yeah. How's it going?

469
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,320
Yeah, yeah, mustn't grumble.
Keeping busy.

470
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,760
What happened that night with you,
after?

471
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:00,040
Cos I just got off with a warning.
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472
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:03,440
120 hours of community service.
Oh, no. Yeah.

473
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,880
How did it go?
Not great, if I'm honest.

474
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,840
I ended up getting blackmailed

475
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,440
and now I'm in hock to
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476
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,760
I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah.

477
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,840
Oi! I'm sorry to break up
this little reunion

478
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,680
but I'm paying by the hour here,
mate. Oh!

479
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,800
Shut up, you little bitch!
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480
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,320
I'm done here in 20 minutes
if you want anything doing.

481
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,320
We could finish that blowie
that you never got.

482
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,640
That's very good of you, but no,
I can't, actually,

483
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,440
cos I've got to quickly try and find
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484
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,840
um, sends me to jail.
Oh. You have been a bad boy.

485
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,120
Anyway, lovely to see you.
It's been good to see you.

486
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,960
Thank you so much.
Sorry for interrupting you.

487
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,040
OK.

488
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:48,640
Woo! You've been a bad boy!
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489
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,200
Ooh!

490
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,320
Evening.

491
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,280
I don't suppose you've got
a member of the landed gentry

492
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,600
in here, have you?

493
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,320
There's so many whips.

494
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,760
Gabby!

495
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,440
Gabby?

496
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,640
Gabby?

497
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:08,720
Gabby.

498
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:13,000
<font color="
Can we speak in private, please?

499
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,560
Anything you have to say,

500
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,960
you can say in front of
my real friends here.

501
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,480
There's a policeman here.

502
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,320
Good. I have things to say to him.

503
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,960
Just let me explain first.
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504
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,360
Just hear me out. And if you still
want to turn me in,

505
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,880
I won't stop you.

506
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,560
Please.

507
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,640
Police.

508
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:47,240
Has anyone seen
Lady Gabriella Penrose-Howe?

509
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:50,040
Right, then, you cheeky little
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510
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,880
the goods. We have got Chang
and a lovely bit of MD...Mmm...

511
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,000
..mazing that you are here,
Detective,

512
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,800
because these are drugs.

513
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,000
Yuck.

514
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,560
Did you find my watch, by the way?

515
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,560
We should get a move on, I think.
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516
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:18,880
Shall we do that at home over

517
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,760
a cup of tea and a Mr Kipling? No,
explain. What have you been doing?

518
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,240
It's... It's so complicated, Gabby.
Well, then un-complicate it, Greg.

519
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,560
I've been using your client account

520
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,880
<font color="
an illegal drug operation.

521
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:36,600
Right. That's it, is it? Yeah.

522
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,480
Cool. Great.

523
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:42,880
Great. Shall we go?
No, not great, Greg! Not cool!

524
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,920
You've been using me to launder...?!

525
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:51,480
So when you...when you said that
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526
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,920
and a hanger-on and I thought that
that meant you really cared about

527
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,000
me, that was bollocks?

528
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,360
No, I do care about you. Of course.

529
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,240
How can you say that?!

530
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:05,440
Literally no-one in my life
has used me more than you!

531
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,160
<font color="

532
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,320
You're my consigliere.

533
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,880
I know you hired me
to protect you and look after you

534
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,840
and, uh, I betrayed you.

535
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,400
But you have to know, I would never
deliberately hurt you.

536
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,720
You know, money laundering
and exploiting you,

537
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,800
<font color="
I would choose to do.

538
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,920
It's not just that you're my lawyer,
Greg.

539
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,240
I thought you were my friend.

540
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,600
I am your friend.

541
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,040
I know. I'm so sorry, Gabby.

542
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,920
I don't even know how
I ended up doing this.

543
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,200
<font color="
and threats,

544
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,040
and everyone's lives are in danger
if I don't do this.

545
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,960
Whose lives? Who else is involved?

546
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:03,040
Rani, Ben, Myrna, John, Frank.

547
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,400
I'm the only one
who doesn't know about this?

548
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,440
Yeah.

549
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,200
<font color="

550
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,520
Go on, kids, be on your way.

551
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,800
Police are watching the building.

552
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,200
What we going to do?

553
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,160
Fuck. We're all fucked.

554
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:08,560
Our humble thanks
for attending Fight Back Bristol.

555
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,040
We'll be back next week,

556
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,440
so be sure
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557
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,160
And remember -

558
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,080
we will NEVER give up on you

559
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,560
so, please, don't give up
on yourselves.

560
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:23,840
And if anyone should offer you
drugs, what do we do?

561
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,360
ALL: Just say no.

562
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,560
Fight Back Bristol? What is that?

563
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:55,240
<font color="
People like us with criminal records

564
00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:57,680
just trying to ensure that the kids

565
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,200
don't make the same mistakes
that we did. I mean,

566
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,920
can't wait for the system
to step in, can you?

567
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,840
So you're all activists now?

568
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,680
<font color="
community.

569
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,320
You're feeling a deep ideological
connection to the movement, are you?

570
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,240
What's your home address?

571
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,520
He lives in Clifton Towns.

572
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,600
He can't speak for himself?
Well, yeah, of course he can.

573
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,240
<font color="
is that there's no place

574
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:37,240
for a white, middle-class man in
this,

575
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:39,160
then you'd be wrong. In some ways...

576
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,440
Spare me the lecture. Please.

577
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:05,840
Are we OK? Everyone OK?

578
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,960
John, are you OK?
That was close! Ha!

579
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,840
<font color="
Definitely way too close.

580
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,600
Oh, come on, you've got to admit -
it's a bit of a thrill.

581
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,480
We weren't ziplining, Rani.

582
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,920
Oh, my God. You're so boring!

583
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,640
I don't want to run around
with drugs and guns and money.

584
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,880
<font color="

585
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,080
Be careful, Rani.

586
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,840
You know who told me this before?

587
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,840
Who? Christian Taylor.

588
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,520
And that's why he's in jail

589
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,560
and I'm not.

590
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,560
DOOR OPENS

591
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:43,040
Hi, lovelies.
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592
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,080
You told her?

593
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,640
My mum killed herself
when I was six years old.

594
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,120
My dad was never home

595
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:05,040
so I was just passed
from caretaker to caretaker.

596
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,120
Never really had a real family.

597
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:13,600
But all of us over the past
<font color="

598
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,920
laughing together...

599
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:20,240
..it's kind of felt like
we were a family.

600
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,600
I'm sorry, Gabby.
We should never have involved you.

601
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:30,280
I can only imagine how upsetting
it must be to wake up

602
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:35,240
<font color="
in a criminal conspiracy.

603
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,360
I'm not upset
because you've involved me

604
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,840
in a criminal conspiracy.

605
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,840
I'm upset because you haven't.

606
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,920
What?
I know everything about drugs.

607
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,960
I've been using them
<font color="

608
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,800
I know what's good,
I know what's bad,

609
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,960
I know the jargon, the prices.

610
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,920
I could help you.

611
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:59,320
So you're saying you WANT to be
a part of a criminal conspiracy?

612
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,360
Yes!

613
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,000
SCOFFS AND STUTTERS

614
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,280
<font color="

615
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,520
What happened to you last night?

616
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,560
I-I talked my way out of it

617
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,120
but it was so awkward

618
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,360
that even the bloke in the gimp mask
couldn't look at me.

619
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,680
Luckily, I managed to get away
when an ambulance showed up.

620
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,280
<font color="
stuck inside someone else.

621
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,000
Did he lose his watch as well?

622
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,520
I need to make a fresh transfer
to Laycock Logistical Services.

623
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,920
W—We froze the account.
Well, now we need to thaw it out

624
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:54,120
cos I've got a lot of logistics I
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625
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,360
BIRDS CAW

626
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:27,600
WHISPERS: We did it.

627
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,320
Ain't you happy?

628
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:42,320
Yeah. Of course I am.
Tell your face then.

629
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,360
HE CHUCKLES

630
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,120
What's eating you?

631
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,440
Nothing. Well, I...

632
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,560
<font color="

633
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,840
..it doesn't matter. It's fine.
What did he say?

634
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,040
He said I remind him of you.

635
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,400
When you was in the sack?

636
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,320
No. When we were arguing.

637
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,840
I said he was boring,

638
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,280
then he said that...

639
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,800
..I'm enjoying
<font color="

640
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,400
Are you?

641
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:21,880
No.

642
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:28,440
When me and Ben
were just young guys,

643
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,360
olders in our neighbourhood
all had cars,

644
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:35,600
nice jewellery and cash,
working for The Dean.

645
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,960
There was easy money to be made
<font color="

646
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:45,560
And on top of that,
the status and respect and...

647
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:49,120
..you know,
the hype gets addictive, right?

648
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,840
Your boy Ben was smart. He resisted.

649
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,320
Me? I started in country,

650
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,440
then started running my own team.

651
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:04,240
<font color="
"This isn't who I am."

652
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:08,240
I'll just make some quick P's
then go back to where I was.

653
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:12,360
But one day, you wake up
and it IS who you are.

654
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:15,520
And it's too late to go back
to where you was.

655
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:19,000
<font color="
wearing the same grey tracksuit

656
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,520
with the same grey socks
and the same grey underwear -

657
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,360
because they're all washed
together -

658
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:28,920
spending 23 hours a day in
the same four-square-metre room.

659
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,520
<font color="

660
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,440
..that's boring.

661
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,800
Four black Americanos,
a masala chai

662
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,640
and a piece of that cake.

663
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,320
Right, two seconds.

664
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,920
Morning.

665
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:02,680
Right, there is a coffee there
for you

666
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:06,400
and a masala ch... Ooh!

667
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:10,040
<font color="

668
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,160
Let's just get that off of there.

669
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,200
Doesn't matter that it's a bit
dry in there.

670
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,720
Sorry about that. I'm more
fingers than thumbs today.

671
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:23,120
OK...

672
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,760
Right, let me get you
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673
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:26,800
Coffee...

674
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,480
Oh... Right, tissues, tissues.

675
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,040
What was you doing in
the house, all alone with a boy,

676
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:38,760
without telling me? It's my house,
<font color="

677
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:42,240
Do you pay bills? Do you know what?
Furthermore, give me your phone.

678
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,880
Why? Give me your phone.
I want to know who the guy is.

679
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,240
Give me your phone.
He's none of your business.

680
00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:49,000
<font color="
on a school night

681
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,160
and you were here chilling
with some boy. We were studying!

682
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:55,240
This is why I want to live with Mum.
Because she lets me do what I want.

683
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:58,320
It's because she's a smackhead!
Not any more!

684
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,560
<font color="

685
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:02,840
Dickhead.

686
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,040
You have to let her
live her own life. Sometimes.

687
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:17,960
Not yet I don't. She's 16.
You can't protect her all the time.

688
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:21,200
Yeah, well, I can try.
Well, my parents tried.

689
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:24,280
<font color="
in cotton wool my whole life.

690
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:27,560
Look how I turned out.

691
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,200
WHISPERS: I'm a drug dealer.

692
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,720
OK. You're not...boring.

693
00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:42,760
You're right.

694
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,360
I was getting hooked on buzz.

695
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:46,600
So, anyway,

696
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:47,680
it...

697
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,360
<font color="

698
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:55,480
I'm sorry.

699
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,920
You were starting to scare me there.

700
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,440
I thought I was sharing a bed
with the Godfather.

701
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,720
About Es.

702
00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:17,680
If things go wrong with your mum,
she knows where to find you.

703
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:26,000
Myrna? Claire?
<font color="

704
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,280
I just found something a bit odd,

705
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,840
and I was wondering if you could
help me get to the bottom of it.

706
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:33,160
Something odd?

707
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,720
Yeah, I was just going through
the BJC bank account - you know,

708
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:38,120
doing the money laundering
<font color="

709
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:42,720
I just found this payment
on Claire's company card for £518.

710
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:45,800
What? Let me see.
Is that your card number?

711
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,280
Yes, but what's Le Grande Poisson?

712
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,680
I think it means "the big fish".
It's, um,

713
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:55,080
<font color="
But did you use your BJC card

714
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,880
to pay for a meal in there
or anything?

715
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,760
No, I've never even been there. No?
It's probably some kind of mistake.

716
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,360
Greg, could you call them,
<font color="

717
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,960
HE TAPS BUTTONS RAPIDLY

718
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,880
LINE RINGS THROUGH SPEAKER

719
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,920
Le Grand Poisson, how may I help?

720
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,360
Uh, hi. Can I speak to your manager,
please? This is he.

721
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,400
Hi, my name's Myrna
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722
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:18,880
and see if a credit card was used
in your restaurant last night.

723
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:22,320
It ends in...
BOTH: 9335.

724
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,720
Hold on, please.

725
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:27,480
Someone probably stole your card.
No, it's here.

726
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:32,000
<font color="
last night. Right, um,

727
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
can you tell me
what it was spent on?

728
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,240
Three dozen oysters,
four lobster mains,

729
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:39,000
a truffle mac and cheese,
two bottles of champagne...

730
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,520
<font color="
..and two masala chais.

731
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:48,480
Right, so, that's your drink,
isn't it? Yes, but... OK, thank you.

732
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,120
You're welcome.

733
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,120
LINE DISCONNECTS

734
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:54,200
Claire, if you were in my position,

735
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,680
<font color="

736
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,840
This is... Someone has done this.
Done what?

737
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,760
I don't know. Made it look like...

738
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,800
Claire, it gives me
no pleasure to say this

739
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,480
but, while we investigate
this matter,

740
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,400
I feel I have to suspend you.

741
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:14,360
<font color="
We need to be whiter-than-white.

742
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,680
Erm...

743
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,320
OK.

744
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,320
CLAIRE CLEARS HER THROAT

745
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,400
Yeah, sure.

746
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,160
What?

747
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,480
Activism is a fight.
Sometimes, you have to fight dirty.

748
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,440
What was I supposed to do?

749
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,440
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750
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,080
Hey.

751
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:21,480
Hey.

752
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:29,520
Hey, you were right. You know,
about giving people second chances.

753
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:32,640
About forgiveness.
Seriously?

754
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,960
If you ever need anything,

755
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:40,200
just pick up the phone
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756
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,920
Come here.

757
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,200
Thanks, Ben.

758
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:01,840
KNOCK ON DOOR

759
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,480
We need to go for a little ride.

760
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,160
You got me anything
from the gift shop?

761
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,640
All I've got for you is a deal.
I'd prefer a muffin.

762
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,640
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are running your crew.

763
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:24,080
And I know you're all in bed
with The Dean.

764
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:27,840
Do you know the numbers
for this week's EuroMillions?

765
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,240
Co-operate.

766
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:32,360
Help me collar The Dean,

767
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:36,520
and I'll get you out of here.
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768
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,360
Like a great episode
of Line Of Duty.

769
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:42,040
HE LAUGHS

770
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,520
Do you think it hasn't been noticed
by people in here

771
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,000
how many times I've visited you?

772
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,280
Do you know how easy it would be

773
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,200
for me to spread the word around
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774
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,320
WHISPERS: How long do you think
you'd last after that?

775
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:01,400
Think about my offer.

776
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,440
Evening, all.

777
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,720
I have good news

778
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:41,280
and I have even better news.

779
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:46,680
The good news is, I have received
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780
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,960
as you promised. I'll be honest,
I didn't think you'd make it.

781
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:54,600
And my boys are livid. They dug
ditches out the back for nothing.

782
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,760
Now, on to the even better news.

783
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,400
What's that? This, my dear,

784
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:05,560
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785
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:09,080
that you are going to shift for me.

786
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:11,520
No. We're done.

787
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,360
No, you're The Beatles
of drug selling

788
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,280
and I can't break up the band.
Don't make me the Yoko.

789
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,800
And think of this
as your White Album.

790
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,000
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791
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,600
We did what you asked!

792
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:23,960
Fair?

793
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:30,040
You're lucky your parents
aren't on TV, in tears,

794
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:35,640
asking for information
of your fucking whereabouts.

795
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:38,720
We're not doing it. This is over.

796
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:42,120
This is over when I say it's over.

797
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,760
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798
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:46,800
but it ain't fucking over.

799
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,960
He's never going to stop.

800
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:09,920
Why would he?
He's on to a good thing.

801
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:14,240
I cannot deal drugs
for the rest of my days.

802
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:16,560
Obviously! None of us can.

803
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:19,760
Right, what are we going to do?

804
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,120
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Sorry, what?

805
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:28,600
Well, any other ideas
before we settle on murder?

806
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,320
Anyone heard of the Brass Bunkum?

807
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:39,480
MUSIC: Short Change Hero
by The Heavy

808
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:43,920

where you comin' from

809
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:48,200
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just what you runnin' from

810
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:53,200

"who's baddest" but the

811
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:57,680

from your ladder, when you're

812
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:00,360


813
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:06,360

better man

814
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:09,920
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815
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,080


816
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,840


817
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:24,760

better man

818
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,840


819
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:30,000